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Friday, August 7, 2009

Jude Law's Baby Mama Shows Off Her Baby Bump in Camwhoring Pictures, Jude Law Asking For DNA Paternity Test on Unborn Child



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Actor Jude Law is an idiot of legendary and historic proportions. He got fucked by a known celebrity chaser slut groupie and aspiring gold digger. Now, the ongoing case of Jude Law and his new baby-momma is getting more bizarre. Since Samantha Burke scored some cheap fame by getting knocked up, she has been turned down for follow-up interviews by every supermarket tabloid. Her self-serving adverts on Craigslist are getting blocked by the site. What else is an attention fame-whore to do? Camwhore some attention! This time last year she was dishing up chicken at a Hooters in Florida. If all goes to plan and she deliver the baby, by next Summer she will be lounging poolside in Beverly Hills.

And all it required was a rich idiot who opted not to put on protect or one tampered-with Trojan. Jude was whining about the divorce from his ex cost him a fortune, now the idiote is stuck with another dependant hit to his pocket book. Most male celebrities are fully aware of the "master plan" of the celebrity chaser sluts running around Hollywood but Jude Law must have not receive the memo. I think we can safely assume the baby belong to him because celebrity chaser sluts like Samantha tend to plan these things well, they have only on shot at it before their cover is blown. And Law's unwanted baby momma is without a doubt proud of the little bastard growing inside her. Preggo camwhoring pictures were found of Samantha Burke showing off Jude Law one night stand mistake on her Photobucket page.

So, she is milking this for all its worth even before the big checks start flowing. The camwhore gallery features Samantha in an off the rack range of lingerie and bikinis, and serves as a journal on the growth of her cash-cow fetus. For years before Jude got entangled with this girl, she had boasted to girlfriends how she'd tried the same ploy with a series of male celebrities including Jeremy Piven, Tyson Beckford, and Stewart Bradley from the Philadelphia Eagles. And her friends tell reporters there were quite a few more. So,
Jude Law is the idiot that walked into her trap...LOL

Samantha had the hindsight to document for the media her progressively expanding baby bump from when Jude's sperm first seeded her egg until recently when that seed became a full on living fetus in her womb. Jude Law had a one-night fling with the aspiring Florida actress/model, and is now expecting to be a father for the fourth time. Ms Burke, who is due within a few months has said that Law is the baby's father. While Jude Law isn’t denying that he could be the father, he wants DNA testing to be sure before he takes on the commitment.

Now, Samantha Burke is trying to downplay her mother's recent remark that the actor "didn't want" the baby. Lea Burke, was quoted in a London paper as saying the actor "didn't want the baby" and that Samantha was "terrified" to reveal she was knocked up by Jude Law. I say, Jude should own up to his mistake and stop asking for an abortion. Sure at lets say $25,000 per month for 18 years this whole thing will cost him over $5 million. But he should have thought about that before he shot his load in the celebrity chaser groupie slut. Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Jude Law (born December 29, 1972 in Lewisham, London, England) is an English actor, film producer and director.

He began acting with the National Youth Music Theatre in 1987, and had his first television role in 1989. After starring in films directed by Andrew Niccol, Clint Eastwood and David Cronenberg, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in 1999 for his performance in Anthony Minghella's The Talented Mr. Ripley. In 2000 he won a BAFTA Award as "Best Supporting Actor" for his work in the film. In 2003, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in another Minghella film, Cold Mountain.

He is on the Top Ten List from the 2006 A-list of the most bankable movie stars in Hollywood. In 2007, he received an Honorary César and he was honoured with the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres conferred by the French government; he was named a "Chevalier of the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres". www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com



Friday, July 31, 2009

Samantha Burke Is Jude Law's Soon To Be Rich Baby Mama



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www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

Jude Law need to stop reproducing now, what is he trying to do? Repopulate the world by impregnating everything in a skirt. The dude need to rap a rubber around his uncut man junk when some chick he just met offer him some ass. Anyway, contrary to reports that Jude Law knocked up other women, aspiring actress and model Samantha Burke, 24-year-old, is the mother of Jude Law's fourth child, her lawyer says. Yup, she has a lawyer so this girl is not fucking around. Stupid ass Jude Law will be paying through his teeth for this one. The idiot probably bought the line "don't worry, I am on the pill" and then the age old favorite "I want you to cum inside me baby." LOL... Aspiring actresses are the worse!

After much gossip and claims Jude Law's baby mama has been found and she is not Rachel McAdam or Rachel McAdam's sister. She is a model/actress from Pensacola, Florida named Samantha Burke and she is due October 6th according to her Babies ‘R Us registry. Sources say DNA tests make it a slam dunk, Jude's the daddy. Samantha Burke cashed her check! She is expecting a girl and will name her Sophia. According to her attorneys told:

“Ms. Burke can confirm that she did in fact have a relationship with Mr. Law and that she has informed Mr. Law that she is expecting his child later this fall. Since informing Mr. Law of the pregnancy, he has been nothing but responsive and supportive of Ms. Burke and the pregnancy.”


Sorry, Kayleen McAdams. Or should I say congratulations? Someone need to really tell Jude about condoms at this point. The dude is knocking up everything in sight. A Florida friend of Burke, told reporters that the model told her she was "pregnant from Jude Law." Law's rep declined comment. Sure it is the oldest trick in the book for women willing to do anything for a check every month for 18 years from some rich dude, but lucky for Jude she didn't pull the second oldest trick. You know the one when a chick bang a rich celebrity dude/moron and then go to the police claiming rape followed by a multi-million dollar civil suit. You know, the lump sum trick for those who can't wait 18 years. Click on pictures to enlarge.

On Wednesday, the actor, who has three children with ex-wife Sadie Frost, announced he was expecting a fourth child with an unidentified ex-lover. Samantha Burke and Jude mett while he was filming Sherlock Holmes in NYC.

It's the latest round of scandalous activity for the star, who was also engaged to Sienna Miller before he was caught doing his children's nanny. Law and his Alfie co-star Sienna Miller began a high-profile relationship, becoming engaged on Christmas Day 2004. On July 8, 2005, Law issued a public apology to Miller for having an affair with a nanny. Miller and Law separated in November 2006.


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Jude Law (born December 29, 1972 in Lewisham, London, England) is an English actor, film producer and director.

He began acting with the National Youth Music Theatre in 1987, and had his first television role in 1989. After starring in films directed by Andrew Niccol, Clint Eastwood and David Cronenberg, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in 1999 for his performance in Anthony Minghella's The Talented Mr. Ripley. In 2000 he won a BAFTA Award as "Best Supporting Actor" for his work in the film. In 2003, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in another Minghella film, Cold Mountain.

He is on the Top Ten List from the 2006 A-list of the most bankable movie stars in Hollywood. In 2007, he received an Honorary César and he was honoured with the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres conferred by the French government; he was named a "Chevalier of the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres". www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com



Monday, May 18, 2009

Mel Gibson is a Fucking Dumbass, A Very Rich Dumbass



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www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

Mel Gibson’s new piece of ass, Oksana Grigorieva, may already be pregnant with her half-billion dollar child. Mel Gibson forgot to pull out of Oksana Grigorieva. Result? She's already pregnant. This must be a new world record for impregnating a new girlfriend. Sources are reporting that Mel already told his ex-wife, Robyn, and his kids that Oksana is in her second trimester. TMZ report:
Our sources say Gibson has already told his estranged wife, Robyn, and their children about the news. We're told Oksana is in her second trimester.

Robyn filed for divorce on April 13.

By the way, Oksana is living in a house Mel got for her. And guess what else? Until recently, Oksana was living in a house purchased by songwriter/producer David Foster, with whom she also had a relationship.

Damn, Mel's new woman just won the lottery. This guy must be into pain or something, I bet she gave him the line she is on the pill or that she is fix. A woman is never on the pill when you are rich as balls and not married to her. NEVER... So, have you always dream to be a famous movie star? Okay, take out your wallet. Now light it on fire. Congratulations you are a famous movie star just like Mel Gibson. Here are a few pictures of Mel bringing Oksana to the premiere of X-Men Origins: Wolverine earlier in the month in Hollywood. Click on pictures to enlarge.


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Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson, AO (born January 3, 1956 in Peekskill, New York, U.S.A.) is an actor, film director, producer and screenwriter. Born in New York, Gibson moved with his parents to Sydney when he was 12 years old and later studied acting at the National Institute of Dramatic Art.

After appearing in the Mad Max and Lethal Weapon series, Gibson went on to direct and star in the Academy Award-winning Braveheart. Gibson's direction of Braveheart made him the sixth actor-turned-filmmaker to receive an Academy Award for Best Director. In 2004, he directed and produced The Passion of the Christ, a controversial but successful film that portrayed the last hours of the life of Jesus Christ. The movies he has acted in have grossed more than two billion dollars in the US alone. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com