Saturday, December 5, 2009

Tiger Woods Had Sex with Rachel Uchitel on Ambien And Dreamed Of Her In A Threesome With Derek Jeter And David Boreanaz


So, who want to see one of Tiger Woods' many mistresses getting fingered on a beach by a famous actor? Fingered is a bit too far, lets call it getting her clit rub.

These Tiger Woods stories keep getting more shocking and kinkier. There are rumors of a lot more women claiming to have had an affair with him and even rumors that one of his mistresses getting pregnant. But the most "I want to try that" gossip yet about the Tiger Woods scandal is about sex and pharmaceuticals. It turns out Tiger doesn’t just take Ambien for late night sleeplessness, he also takes the sleeping pills to enhance sex. Rachel Uchitel, the first woman to come forward as one of Tiger's many mistresses (she is the 34-year who has served as VIP Manager for several clubs in NYC and has a history of banging married celebrities after she lost her fiance in 9/11), isn't done telling everything she possibly can about her affair with Tiger Woods. Specifically, Tiger likes to get high on Ambien before sex. Radar Online reports:
"Now we've learned that Uchitel told friends that she and Tiger liked to have sex while taking the drug Ambien. Uchitel told one pal, 'You know you have crazier sex on Ambien - you get into that Ambien haze. We have crazy Ambien sex.'" Ambien is a sedative used for short-term treatment of insomnia. Many people claim it enhances sexual experience dramatically immediately after ingesting it. Uchitel told several friends that she and Tiger had Ambien sex. She at first vehemently denied an affair with Tiger when the National Enquirer broke the story. After Tiger's wild ride early-morning crash, Uchitel continued to deny the story and then decided to tell the truth."

So, Rachel Uchitel had sex with Tiger Woods on Ambien while his wife and kids were at home waiting for daddy to come home. Fuck, I always throught Tiger was Mr. Boring but he is seeming like a wild dude each day that goes by since the car crash incident. I never knew Ambien could enhance sex. Based on these leaks about sex and drugs one can assume Rachel hasn't got any money From Tiger yet. I don't know how much Tiger can take but he might want to payoff this crazy bitch before she leak more info on his sex life. The Ambien sex story she is telling now might scare off a few fans and sponsors.

But that's not all, Rachel also forwarded a very private email from Tiger to friends to boast about her intimate relationship with him. The email describes a dream Tiger had about watching Rachel Uchitel having a threesome with Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz (a married actor who Rachel Uchitel has also been linked to, yeah she had an affair with him too.) And how he couldn't fall asleep after having the disturbing sex dream about her, David and Derek. Not good... My advice to Tiger is to pay her the money she want so badly and get her to shut her mouth. The Tiger Woods is a womanizing sex-crazed pervert who had a lot of Ambien sex with Rachel Uchitel and dreamed about Rachel engaging in a threeway with her ex-lovers Derek Jeter and David Boreanaz is probably the tip of a massive iceberg. I am guessing Rachel is starting small with the leaks and is building things up to more juicer leaks. Pay her now! In the email Tiger sent he said to her:

"I had a dream we were married and I was leading the tournament. I came home, excited to see you, and there you were in the bedroom getting f ked by Derek and David [Boreanaz]. Some part of me thinks you would like that."

"Now I can't get back to sleep. My body is tired, but my mind is awake. Need an Ambien."

So he's emailing in the middle of the night that he had some threesome dream about two dudes pounding his chick? Anyway, Rachel apparently used to date Stephen Dorff so it's official that she is a celebrity cock chaser. And as your discerning eye will deduce by the pictures below taken last summer in Malibu. Based on these pictures I can see why Tiger would hit that, but based on face, I can see why he's trying to pay her off with millions not to say anything more. Not to sound rude or critical, because that's not my thing, but her face looks like the drawing of an abused child with an active imagination. And I can't really say that is a compliment. Don't get me wrong, I would totally hit it but I wouldn't write home about it. I guess Ambien help... I need to get some Ambien.

That brings us to these bikini pictures the paparazzi took of Rachel with Stephen Dorff fingering her pussy on the beach. Just look at the face of the plastic skank enjoying the clit massage. Damn whore… BTW, watch out for that cameltoe on this girl. Too say this chick is a gaper would be an understatement. Time to take out the owners manual and see what kind of tune-up is needed, because that bad boy appears to be worn the F out… Click on pictures to enlarge.




Eldrick Tont "Tiger" Woods (born December 30, 1975 in Cypress, California, U.S.A.) is an American professional golfer among the most successful of all time. Currently the World No. 1, he was the highest-paid professional athlete in 2008, having earned an estimated $110 million from winnings and endorsements.


Rachel Uchitel (born 1975) is a nightclub manager, who has managed the VIP section of "some of the most successful clubs in New York". In 2006, she was the VIP hostess at Tao.

Uchitel spent five years after college as a news producer in New York for Bloomberg television. She held that job on September 11, 2001, when her fiance, investment banker James Andrew O'Grady, was killed in the September 11 attacks of the World Trade Center. A few days later, she appeared on the front page of the New York Post holding a picture of O'Grady. This picture was published worldwide.

In 2004, she married Wall Street trader Steven Ehrenkranz. Their marriage lasted four months, and was the featured article of the Sunday New York Times Vows section.

In late 2009, The National Enquirer published a story that alleged that Uchitel had had an affair with Tiger Woods, which she denied.


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