Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Paris Hilton Wears A Two Piece Bikini in Dubai


Paris Hilton caused an international incident because she thinks everyone needs to see how "hot" she is in a skimpy bikini. She decided to go for a staged photo shoot in her bikini on a beach in Dubai while she is there filming a new season of her MTV show My New BFF. This is nothing new for Paris posing in her bikini, the only problem is that Dubai is not a big fan of American skanks in tiny bikinis. That and it is against the law to wear suck revealing outfits in the Muslim country. The funny thing about this whole thing is producers warned her ass not to do it and the day before wearing her two piece she "made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture."
TV producers had banned the airhead heiress from wearing a bikini while she is in Dubai shooting the third series of My New BFF.
But within hours she was posing for photos in a skimpy two piece.
Brilliant. Our source says: "Paris had made a big public speech, saying how much she loved the Middle East and respected its culture. But the following day she was prancing around on the beach in her bikini and posing provocatively. Bosses warned her Western tourists have been jailed for flouting the rules."

So now Paris Hilton's Dubai hotel room has been bugged. She was reportedly horrified when bodyguards found a recording device hidden in her private suite. A source working with the 28-year-old socialite told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "It was some sort of transmitter by all accounts. We are not sure what the device picked up or whom it was transmitting to. But it did leave Paris very jittery." Anyway, I guess the cat is out of the bag now. Paris Hilton is working for the CIA to overthrow governments in oil rich states. Please don't torture her... But she is well trained and ready for it. Click on pictures to enlarge.


She is also a biological weapon.


Paris Whitney Hilton (born February 17, 1981 in New York City, New York, U.S.) is an American celebutante, singer, actress, model, and businesswoman. GutterUncensored.com

She is best-known through the television series The Simple Life. She has appeared in several minor film roles, most notably in the horror film House of Wax in 2005. In 2004 she published a tongue-in-cheek autobiography. In 2006, she released her debut album Paris. Hilton's career pursuits include singing, modeling, acting, writing, and television. As a result of several legal incidents, Hilton served a widely publicized sentence in an L.A. County jail facility in 2007. GutterUncensored.com

Hilton has worked as a model, actress, musician, and businesswoman. According to Forbes Magazine, she earned approximately $2 million in 2003–2004, $6.5 million in 2004–2005, and $7 million in 2005–2006. GutterUncensored.com

Hilton began modeling as a child, initially at charity events. When she was 19, she signed with Donald Trump's modeling agency, T Management. Hilton has also worked with Ford Models in New York, Models 1 Agency in London, Nous Model Management in Los Angeles, and Premier Model Management in London. She has appeared in numerous advertising campaigns, including Iceberg Vodka, GUESS, Tommy Hilfiger, Christian Dior, and Marciano. In 2001, Hilton began to develop a reputation as a socialite, being identified as "New York's leading It Girl" whose fame was beginning to "extend beyond the New York tabloids". She has appeared in several magazines, including the April 2004 issue of Maxim. GutterUncensored.com

Joe Jackson Was The Best Father Ever


So, ever wonder why Michael Jackson was so damn fucked up? Look to the family, specifically his dad Joe Jackson for the answer. The only thing Joe is grieving is the recent loss of his meal ticket. In one of the most bizarre Jackson family moments ever, Michael Jackson's father gave his first public interview Sunday at the BET Awards in Los Angeles. Just a warning, this is really difficult to watch especially at the 3:12 mark when Joe barely musters the strength to plug his new record label. Joe was very short with his answers about Michael, understandably heavy conversation for a red carpet interview. But Joe Jackson did take the time to plug record label Ranch Records. Heartbreaking stuff here, Joe Jackson is just plugging away before his son's body is even in the ground.

Damn, what an evil old man? I guess Michael Jackson is dead and cannot bring in money anymore so he is useless to Joe now. Joe jackson showed himself to be a real bastard to come on television plugging his new label. His wife and family should divorce him, like I think Michael Jackson basically did.

Jennifer Lopez Down Dress Nipple Slip Pictures


Here is something new for Jennifer Lopez, something other than her huge butt getting attention. Jennifer Lopez got caught with her areola totally hanging out of her dress the other night. The paparazzi were absolutely titillated to see a braless Jennifer Lopez, especially after she decided to play a game of peek-a-boob with them outside Cecconi's. And we are talking about some serious J-Lo-areo-la here! Anyway, she had a little wardrobe malfunction while dining out with her hubby Marc Anthony in West Hollywood, Los Angeles. Click on pictures to enlarge.


Jennifer Lynn Lopez (born July 24, 1969 in The Bronx, New York City, New York, United States), popularly nicknamed J.Lo, is an American actress, singer, songwriter, record producer, dancer, fashion designer, and television producer. She is the richest person of Latin American descent in Hollywood according to Forbes, and the most influential Hispanic entertainer in America according to People en Español's list of "100 Most Influential Hispanics". www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

Starting in 1999, Lopez released seven albums, including two #1 albums on the Billboard 200 charts and four Billboard Hot 100 #1 singles. She won the 2003 American Music Award for Favorite Pop/Rock Female Artist and the 2007 American Music Award for Favorite Latin Artist. She has appeared in numerous films, and has won ALMA Awards for outstanding actress for her work in Selena, Out of Sight, and Angel Eyes. She parlayed her media fame into a fashion line and various perfumes with her celebrity endorsement.

Media attention has also focused on her personal life. She has had high-profile relationships with Ojani Noa, Cris Judd, Sean Combs, Ben Affleck, and most recently, Marc Anthony. Her first children, fraternal twins named Max and Emme, were born on February 22, 2008. www.GutterUncensoredPlus.com

Wrong TV Pitchmen Dies, Billy Mays Dead At 50


TV spokesman and star of Pitchmen Billy May of "BILLY MAYS HERE . . ." fame was found dead b is wife Sunday morning at his home in Tampa. The coroner in Tampa, FL held a press conference today where he said that Billy Mays most likely died from a pulmonary embolism. He went on to say that "Billy Mays had an enlarged heart, a thickening of the wall of the ventricle which takes blood to the heart." An official cause of death won't be announced for a few more weeks when all the test results come in. Click on pictures to enlarge.

Hey god, it should have been Vince the ShamWow guy. He is so fucking annoying. Here is a picture.


William Darrell "Billy" Mays, Jr. (July 20, 1958 – June 28, 2009) was a television direct-response advertisement salesperson most notable for promoting OxiClean, Orange Glo, and other cleaning, home-based, and maintenance products. His distinctive beard and loud sales pitches made him a recognized television presence in the USA.

Mays was born in McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania, and began his career as salesman on the Atlantic City boardwalk. He traveled across the United States for 12 years, selling various items before he was hired to sell OxiClean and other products on the Home Shopping Network. His success as a TV pitchman led him to found Mays Promotions, Inc. On April 15, 2009, the Discovery Channel began airing Pitchmen, a documentary series that featured Mays. On the morning of June 28, 2009, Mays was found dead in his home by his wife.

Monday, June 29, 2009

More Awesome Chan Webcam-Camwhoring Asian Hottie


Sexy camwhore/artist Awesome Chan is back by popular demand. A few days ago about 70 pictures of an awesome webcam-camwhore calling herself Awesome Chan were posted! Now, here are an additional 100 pictures. No time to sort through them all to see which were already posted so all 170 are below. If you have the webcam video of this hottie then please forward it to GutterUncensored@yahoo.com and will be posted immediately. Anyway, these pictures are kinda sad if you think about it. She is webcam-whoring with a vibrator in many outfits so this girl is without a doubt single when these were taken. It's ashame some dude wasn't getting this treatment first hand. Or her man wasn't taking care of business at home so she turn to the Internet for companionship. Anyhow, she is a born entertainer. Enjoy! Click on pictures to enlarge.

Send more pictures or the video that goes along with these pictures to GutterUncensored@yahoo.com ASAP.